Life of A dollar

Hi, my name is George,

and I’m a dollar bill.

I’ve been around the world

from China to Brazil.

I love to travel here and there

to all the exotic places;

Try new foods, learn new words,

and see the different faces.

With all that said,

I must admit

there is one place

I’d love to quit.

They play such bad music.

There’s hardly any light.

And the ugly naked women…

It really isn’t right.

I get shoved deep inside a butt crack,

and I try to hold my breath.

But I’m pushed and shoved around

as her hips swing right to left.

After many exhausting hours

of suffocating in her butt,

I am finally released

to see her doing God knows what.

After several more hours

of her rated-x behaviour,

I and my fellow George’s

are traded for our wealthier neighbors.

Strapped in with the other singles

On our way to someplace new

I vow never to return

If that were only true.

 

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